Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Romantic Talks

ME

Time : Wednesday, 11:30 AM.
Place: Office

Mood : Bored.

30 more minutes for lunch.
What should I do?
Let me call my fiancee and have some romantic talk :)

Me : Hi sweetheart
She: Hello
Me : Where are you?
She: In the Lab.
Me : Oh. So, what are you doing?
She: Ahh, Currently, I am cutting a frog and I can see some slimy liquid coming out of it. Then I will take out its intestine and ...

I cut the phone before I could hear the complete sentence.
15 minutes left for the lunch.
Do I have any appetite now!!!!


SHE
Time: 3 PM
Place: Department college

Mood: Bored of studying

What to do? Let me call him. :)

She: Hi Sweetheart. What are you doing?
Me : Hey. I am fixing this error. Some bugger has coded it so horribly. How can he make such a stupid mistake. He hasnt assigned a value to the field symbol. Over that he is using that value in a loop. What crap!
Silence!
Me : Hello, are you there.
She: Hmmmm. Thanks for making me sleepy.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Stealth Settings in yahoo! - A Big Problem

Just a recommendation from me when you are chatting over yahoo!
Never tell that guy/gal the names of other ppl u r chatting with.

The incident that happened to me:
I was chatting with 'A' and 'B' simultaneously.

'A' : So, what else.
ME: Nothing much. Hey, i am chatting with 'B' as well.
'A' : Strange. 'B' is in my list. But, i dont see her online.
ME: oh oh!!!

ME(to B): Hey, i am chatting with 'A'.
'B' : Oh is it! Lemme ping her.
'B' : Hey, 'A' isnt repsonding. I wonder why.

(Dumbo, its because, i told 'A' that you were online. But, YOU, were invisible to 'A'. That spoilt it all)

Damn, this yahoo! msgr. Why did they have to provide this stealth settings.

Broadband - What do i do

Got my broadband connection finally on friday.
Came back excited from office. Connected to internet.
Next, i didnt know what to do. Checked my mails in yahoo and google. Found 3-4 mails. These guys mail me regularly. Who are they - Hutch, citibank and hdfc.

After that i logged in yahoo msgr. Didnt chat with anyone.
So, i was thinking. Why did i take the connection?

Guys, reccomend me something interesting that i can do.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Paheli

Watched paheli yesterday.... Went to Innovative multiplex.... 25 kms from my house.... But, it was SRM movie, so i had no problem in travelling so long ...

And it was worth it. I wont say that its a superhit movie. But, in the end it was a "feel good" movie.
A very controlled acting by SRK, especially the "non-ghost" character. Rani Mukherji looks stunning as usual. Rajapal Yadav's scenes had me in splits (although he had just 2 scenes).

Some ppl didnt like the movie. They said the story wasnt that good.

But, if you are a SRK fan, its a must watch movie. Even otherwise, just watch it. Its a nice time pass.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

DIET

Diet , Diet, Diet..... I have been saying that to everyone from past 1 month. And whats the result, I have lost just 1.6 kGs. That's it. And that bloody machine showed that i have become 1 cm shorter... Faulty Faulty....

Why only 1.6 Kgs??

Didnt eat icecreams ( i mean, just once or twice doesnt matter, right ).... Didnt have any oily food ( except when i was hungry, thats OK. I was hungry. I didnt wanna die)...... I didnt even eat chocolates ( ok, now if some comes from germany and offers you chocolates, how can u refuse it? Its kind of rude, right).

I am sure i would have lost more weight than 1.6 Kgs.

Oh Man!!!I have to stop telling ppl that i am on diet.

No Mood to work!!!

Have been updating this page from past 1 hr.... my goodness, why am i being paid.....

loads and loads of work to do. And, what am i doing. Inviting everyone to see my stupid blogs. Ahh. What the hell. This is what i like. I will continue doing this for 1 more hour. Then, I will have to go for lunch.

Lunch : What have i brought in my lunch box? Its there in the bag.. Too far away from me. Am really lazy to open it now. Whatever it is, how does it matter? I am on diet anyways. Then I will have to go and play TT. By then, it will be time for some meetings. Will try to follow Ram's ideas in the meetings. I am sure it will work (http://www.bloglines.com/blog/lemonjuice ).

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Are western girls really beautiful

If you cannot find his blog, please read it below ( He removed that blog after some protests )

Why divorce rates are high in Western Countries This blog is more on the light side. I just wanted to blog something very light like this and so here it goes. One more thing is that this blog is more from the viewpoint of men.I recently had the oppurtunity to visit Germany and also Italy and Austria. I was put in a hotel near the University in the Mannheim city and since I was to leave the hotel everyday at around 0730hrs I was able to see quite a lot of students on their way to the University. Naturally, much of the crowd is comprised of girls and all were equally beautiful. One more thing I noticed was that when most of the urban women in India have given up on the eye liners the young women in Germany were proudly wearing them on and it suited them so well with the contrasting complexion. This is not restricted to only the girls but also the women.Seeing so many beautiful girls I realized the pitiable situation the men were put into. If a man is with a girl he finds so many that are equally if not far beautiful than the girl he is with. He is seduced and subsequently breaks up his relationship for the other girl.I have not written about the viewpoint of girls as I do not know their reason.I am very sure that this blog of mine is going to invoke quite a few responses and I am also looking forward to your comments. I also know that with this blog I am going to subject myself to a lot of mockery, but that is ok as I have written this for all of us to have fun.

And here goes my blog

I was in germany with vivek. Even I saw the girls. But, I didn't notice the eye-liners ( maybe i was busy noticing something else ). Ok, so here goes my view on the "beautiful" girls.

Most of the girls looked the same. They had the same colour. Actually, they had the same pale white color. Not many had smiling faces. Basically, they lacked the charm.

They lacked the charm that Indian girls have. Indian girls donot need fair complexion to look beautiful. They don't need eye-liners to look good. They are just different. And their smile .. ahhh. ... just no comparison.
And, coming to the divorce rates. I don't know about that. Vivek must have done a better research on that. Waiting for ur comments.......